Transvestite Tab - Blink 182






Transvestite
By Blink 182
From Buddha (Tape)
Tabbed by SJ (kirei_008@hotmail.com)

A very funny song off their tape. If you've never heard it before, at least
read the lyrics. (at the bottom of the tab)


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Inbetween first and second verse:
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"my moms a transvestite!" 
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wait for a bit, then start quietly playing a verse; (while Mark is singing, "oh mom...
why'd ya have to buy all those mens clothes...)
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                                  Somwhere in here is where Mark
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Distortion part:

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Lyrics:

My mom is not a woman anymore, 
She dresses like a man 
She's not as feminine as she 
Used to be before. 
Now she is so damned masculine. 

I open my eyes 
My mom's not a woman anymore 
She's wearing a disguise 
Everytime she leaves through that door 

My mom's not quite the same 
As she was in the past 
If I misbehave she kicks my a*s 

My mom's not quite the 
Woman that she was before 
When my friends come over 
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor 

My mom's a transvestite




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