I dont wanna meet your dad
Dont wanna hump your sister
Dont wanna do it to your best friend either
I dont want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin
When you walk out I dont wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I dont wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I dont wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I dont want the fairy tale and
I dont want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I dont wanna learn to dance dont wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking Im a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends Im not a homo
When you walk out I dont wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I dont wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I dont wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I dont want the fairy tale and
I dont want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
Tell everyone im good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you flack
And you just couldnt put up with that
So no your never taking me back
I dont wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I dont wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I dont want the fairy tale and
I dont want the girl from hell
And I dont want to spend the time
And I dont need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend
