Intro: G D G
Too weak for water
C
Too drunk for ale
G
Now you dont want anything
D
to get caught up in your eye
G
Its a grain of salt
C
its a mirror ball
G
those dancing leafs a jig
D
as they get hung up down the hall
G
its around your neck
C
its around your neck
G D
lift it up over your head
G C
before you turn down the bed
G D G
just hope all those strings dont connect
G D G
G
dont shake your fist
C
dont make a pass
G
you lost your bargaining power
D
[watch that suit well on me]
G
it fits you like a snake
C
or a type of statuette
G
the gloves are reaching over
D
for what hasnt happened yet
G
its around your neck
C
its around your neck
G D
lift it up over your head
G C
before you turn down the bed
G D G
just hope all those strings dont connect
G
its around your neck
C
its around your neck
G D
lift it up over your head
G C
before you turn down the bed
G D G
just hope all those strings dont connect
OUTRO: G D G G D G 
