Things don't look to good to me
I feel I'm out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid f**k
This whacko came from Alabammy
That's not where it's at
And now your jock's been chasing me 'round
With a great big baseball bat
Don't kick my a*s
Don't kick my a*s
Don't kick my a*s with a baseball bat, no
Don't kick my a*s
Don't kick my a*s
Don't kick my a*s with a baseball bat, no
Well I was in the mood for some lovin' bulk
Not a wrassling match with a some big hulk
And this here dude, he was an uncool cat
And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat
Don't kick my a*s
Don't kick my a*s
Don't kick my a*s with a baseball bat, no
Don't kick my a*s
Don't kick my a*s
Don't kick my a*s with a baseball bat, no
Don't kick my a*s
Don't kick my a*s
Don't kick my a*s with a baseball bat, no
Don't kick my a*s
Don't kick my a*s
Don't kick my a*s with a baseball bat, no
When I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what I found
The latest social disease that's been going around
I'll kick your a*s
(I'll kick your a*s)
I'll kick your a*s
(I'll kick your a*s)
I'll kick your a*s with a baseball bat, b***h
I'll kick your a*s
(I'll kick your a*s)
I'll kick your a*s
(I'll kick your a*s)
I'll kick your a*s with a baseball bat, b***h
I'll kick your a*s
(I'll kick your a*s)
I'll kick your a*s
(I'll kick your a*s)
I'll kick your a*s with a baseball bat, b***h
I'll kick your a*s
(I'll kick your a*s)
I'll kick your a*s
(I'll kick your a*s)
I'll kick your a*s with a baseball bat, b***h
