Verse 1
AB#m
You call me up in the mornings
DE
Well stay on the phone until dawning
ADEA
You tell me secrets I actually keep
AB#m
You call me up around noon and
DE
Bring me all the good gossip
ADE
You hold my head when I throw up
A
I hold your hand when you weep
Bridge
D
And we talk about friends
E
And we talk about records
D
Talk about life
E
And well talk about death
D
And we dance in the living room
ED
Dance on the sidewalks, dance in the movies
ED
Dance at the festivals, dance, dance
E
No men ever really dance like this
Chorus
AD E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
AD E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
A D E A
E
Damn! I wish I was, and that you were, too (that you were too)
AD E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
AD E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
A D E
A D E
Damn! I wish I was, so I could fall in love with you
Verse 2
AB#m
You call me up in the evenings
DE
And tell me what they did this time
AD E A
No matter what, Im by your side
AB#m
When its raining, well go to the video store
AE
We even like the same movies
A D E A
No damn jedis or hobbits, this time!
D
And you laugh at my jokes
E
And I laugh at your jokes
DE
And I even like the birthday presents you get me
D
And we dance in the living room
E
Dance on the sidewalks
D
Dance in the movies
E
Dance at the festivals
D
Lets dance, dance
E
No men ever really dance like this
Chorus
A DE
Why dont, why dont I fall? X2
A D E A D
E
Why dont I just fall in love with you?
