I couldn't find this when I searched for it and thought it's too fun not to be
tabbed. I've never found someone who's heard it before so I tell people I wrote it
and it always gets a laugh.
Henry plays it in F# but meh.
G
I may not be a movie star
Em
I may not drive a shiny car
G Em D
I may not be surrounded by celebrities or royalty
G
I may not be the Prince of Wales
Em
Or the King of Siam
G Em D
In fact I don't remember just exactly who I am
Chorus:
CDG
'Cos I got hit in the head by a brick
G7C
and I can't remember one damn thing
D G
Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember anything
G
I might have been some principal
Em
A white-collar criminal
G Em D
I might have been the guy who leaked the Lewinsky story to the evening news
G Em D
Or sold military secrets to China or even armed Iraq
G
Or take pictures of Lady Di
EmD
But don't expect me to testify
CHORUS
Bridge:
Em D C Am
I got hit in the head by a brick and I can't remember one damn thing
D
I might have been a funny singer but
G B Em
now I can't tell jokes and I can't sing
DG
and maybe the bridge for this song was once a little bit lower
C
maybe just a little bit funnier
G
maybe just a bit more clever
D7
but don't expect me to remember
G
We might have had a one night stand
Em
I might have even said "I love you"
G Em D
I might have even promised you a mountain or the evening sky
G
I might have said "your hair style sucks"
Em
I might have borrowed twenty bucks
G
We might have almost had it all
EmD
but don't expect me to call
CHORUS
C D G
[Hit in the head by a brick
G7C
and I can't remember one damn thing
D Cm G
Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember one damn thing] x2
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