[The band played some pub gigs as the Nodding Donkeys as a pseudonym before touring.]
[Nodding Donkey Blues was a fun song
spawned around that idea.]
[Be Quick or Be Dead Single 1992]
Settle down
She's got legs... like an airship, She's got an
a*s.... like
(unintelligible)
She's got tits... just like hot air balloons... and I mean the Hindenburg!
She's the biggest girl,
I'm gonna get there soon
Yeah you know what I mean
She's got love when you want it, but she never lets go when you get it
You
disappear inside, you're never seen again... lost forever!
She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon
Alright, here we
go...
Should be some kind of guitar solo here...
Well I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall
I don't think she was
available, she was made of concrete (unintelligible)
I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall
In fact she was nailed to
it
I gotta admit, (unintelligible) babe... lets get down to it baby
She had a brain like a sheep-dip,
She got (unintelligible)
like a shepherd (unintelligible)
She was a big girl, she was big.
I mean she was big, she was f*****g huge! Enormous!
Needed a
sign overhead (unintelligible)
Never even had landing permission!
One more!
Oh we sailed across the ocean you and me
I looked
like a flea on the back of a sperm whale
Oh yeah, I was waving a match inside the Albert Hall
