Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords)
Ive searched the chords for this song on Google but couldnt find them anywhere, so I
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as
as I do. Dan Dee
_Intro:_
E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5
_Verse:_
E A
Floating in space at the edge of time
E A
In a universe that we cant define
E A
Billions of stars in the endless night
E A
Tryin to find purpose for our lives
E A
Yet we still take the time (still take the time)
E A A5
Yes, we always take the time
_Chorus:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate ah-ooh-ohh
E5 A5
To milk the snake
E5 A5
Girls do the taco handshake
E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5
Im gonna hold my sausage hostage tonight.
_Verse 2:_
E A
Whether youre English, French, Japanese, or German
E A
Whether youre at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
E A
We all take matters into our own hands
E A
With the five finger army we invade our pants
E A
Wed all be doing time (yes wed all be doing time)
E A A5
If it was a crime
_Chorus 2:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate ah-ooh-ohh
E5 A5
To pull the handbrake
E5 A5
To play vagina DJ
E5 A5
Shes gonna play cuntry on the clitar tonight
_Bridge:_
E A E B (x2)
_Final Verse:_
E5 A5 E5 B5
He burps his baby, shes putting on a puppet show
E5 A5 E5 B5
Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
E5 A5 E5 B5
He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe
[2 hours later]
E5 A5 E5 B5
Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
A B E
Im gonna play ball on team Penis tonight
