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IKEA - Jonathan Coulton
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Tabbed by: Dan Wright
Email: muzikvlr1714@yahoo.com
Tuning: Standard (eBGDAE)
D G A D
Long ago in days of yore
G A D
It all began with a god named Thor
D Bm
There were Vikings and boats
G D Dsus4 D
And some plans for a furniture store
D G A D
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
G A D A
And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
Bm GDDsus4 D
As if there were apartments smaller than mine
A Bm G DD A Asus4
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
A Bm G D D A Asus4
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
G DA7
Everyone has a home
G DA DDsus4 D
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
D G A D
So rent a car or take the bus
G A D
Lay your cash down and put your trust
ABm G D Dsus4 D
In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
D G A D
Billy the bookcase says hello
G AD
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
A Bm G DDsus4 D
And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl
A Bm G DD A Asus4
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
A Bm G D D A Asus4
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
G DA7
Everyone has a home
G DA DDsus4 D
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
Bm F#
Ikea: plywood, brushed steel
D A7 Dadd4/A
Ikea: meatballs, tasty
Bm F#
Ikea: Allen wrenches
D
All of them for free
Bm
All of them for me
D G A D
I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks
GA D
I just bought a table for 60 bucks
A Bm G D Dsus4 D
And a chair and a lamp and a shelf and some candles for you
D GAD
I was a doubter just like you
DGA D
Till I saw the American dream come true
A Bm G D
In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade
A Bm G DD A Asus4
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
A Bm G D D A Asus4
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
G DA7
Everyone has a home
G DA DDsus4 D
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
| / slide up
| slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
| r rest
| b bend
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