Country Jesus(Cuming and Myalls: Mung Records, 2003)
Chorus:
C F C
Well! If Country Jesus fought City Jesus he'd win
F C
If Country Jesus fought City Jesus he'd win
G F C
Cuz all City Jesus ever really does is sin
Verse1:
C
He stays up all night drinking and carousing
F C
Yeah he stays up all night just drinking and carousing
G F C
And when the morning comes around he'll still be up rough housing
Chorus:
Verse 2:
C
God was gay he never slept with Mary
F C
God was a homo he never slept with Mary
G F C
Well I'm not one for gossip but some say Jesus was a fairy
Up up the poop chute here comes Jesus
Up up the poop shoot here comes God
You're not gonna be spared the divine rod
Chorus:
End
