Bass & Guitar appregio only
F
I've sung some songs that were lame
F
I've slept with girls on the game
Gm
I've got my Catholic shame
Gm
Lord I'm in purgatory
(Percusion joins in from 'top', ring all chords from then, too.)
C Bb F F
Basically, it's all come on top for me
Bridge
F
I wasn't me when we met
F
You haven't lost my respect
Bb/D
I'm here to serve and protect
Csus4 C Csus2
What shade of insanity
(Ring all chords from 'back'.)
C Bb F F
Keeps leading you ba-ack to me
Chorus
F
So put your hands across the water
Gm
Mushro-o-om
C
Monso-o-on
(Ring all chords from 'so-')
Bb F F (ring)
Come so-o-on
Verse
F
Don't wanna p**s on your parade
F
I'm here to make money and get laid
Gm
Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade
Gm C
If you ain't sticking your kni-ives through me
(Ring all chords from '-ven-')
Bb F F
You will be e-ven-tual-ly
F
To all you Sharons and Michelles
F
With all your tales to sell
Gm
Save your meat money well
Gm C
I'm glad that spending a ni-ight with me
(Ring all chords from '-le-')
Bb F F
Guaranteed you ce-le-bri-ty
Bridge
F
And I can't talk in a crowd
F
When I'm alone I'm too loud
Bb/D
You've done your daddy's proud
Csus4 C Csus2
Thank you for keeping me co-om-pany
(Ring all chords from 'ni-ice')
C Bb F F
You've all been so ni-ice to me
Chorus
F
So put your hands across the water
Gm
Mushro-o-om
C
Monso-o-on
(Ring all chords from 'so-')
Bb F F (ring)
Come so-o-on
Middle 8
Ebsus4 Eb Ebsus4 Eb Fsus4 F
O-oh Lor', I-I feel no- othin'
Ebssu4 Eb Ebsus4 Eb Csus2 C Csus4 C
I-I know much smarter men never got this far
No percussion until 'much'
F
I've got too many regrets
F
I smoked too many cigarettes
Gm
I've had more blondes than brunettes
C
I'm not expecting your sympathy
(Ring all chords from 'much')
Bb F F (ring)
But it's all been too much for me
Chorus
F
So put your hands across the water
Gm7
Mushro-o-om
C
Monso-o-on
(Ring all chords from 'so-')
Bb F F (ring)
Come so-o-on
F
So put your hands across the water
Bb
Mushro-o-om
C
Monso-o-on
(Ring all chords from 'so-')
Bb F F (ring)
Come so-o-on 
