I haven't figured out the bridge yet but the rest should be right...I think it's pretty easy!
no capo needed, standard tuning
Verse 1:
Em Am
Shes got that kind of look that defies gravity
C D
Shes the greatest cook and shes fat-free
Em Am
Shes been to private school and she speaks perfect French
C
Shes got the perfect friends
D
Oh isnt she cool?
Em Am
She practises Tai-Chi, shed never lose her nerve
C
Shes more than you deserve
D
Shes just far better than me, hey hey
Chorus:
G D Am C
So dont bother I wont die of deception
G D Am C
Promise you will never see me cry, dont feel sorry
G D Am C
And dont bother, Ill be fine but shes waiting
G D Am
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
Cm Am
So dont bother, be unkind.
G D Am C
Verse 2:
Em Am
Im sure she doesnt know who to touch you like I would
C D
I beat her at that one good, dont you think so?
Em Am
Shes almost six feet tall, she must think Im a flea
C D
Im really a cat, you see and its not my last life at all
Chorus:
G D Am C
So dont bother I wont die of deception
G D Am C
Promise you will never see me cry, dont feel sorry
G D Am C
And dont bother, Ill be fine but shes waiting
G D Am
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
Cm
So dont bother, be unkind.
that's it! Have fun!
Mary from Germany.