D A Bm A G A
Gee, but it's hard when one lowers one's guard to the vultures
D A Bm A G A
Now me I regard it's a torturous hardship that smolders
Bm G A
Like a peppermint eaten away
Bm G A
Will I fight, will I swagger or sway?
D A Bm A G A
Hee hee, my lady, she cries like a baby to scolders
D A Bm
See her tumbling down
A G A
Tumbling down
D A Bm A G A
Hail to the monkey, we're having a funky reunion
D ABm A G A
Wasted and sunk, he can only have Sunday communion
BmG A
He got nicotine stains in his eyes
Bm G A
He got nothing to protect but his pride
DA Bm A G A
Oh! smother the kiss or be drownded in blissful confusion
D A Bm
See it tumbling down
A G A
Tumbling down 
