I could be wrong Tim Wilson
A C
I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's a*s
G D
Tellin' me every move to make
A C
And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's a*s
G D
Tellin' me how to bake a cake
A C
And I've just about had my fill
G D
Of Doctor f*****g Phil
A C
Tired of looking at Tiger's a*s
G D
And Shaquil O' f*****g Neal
G D A
Paris Hilton could f**k up a county fair
G D
Just proof that you can be stupid
E
And still be a billion-f*****g-aire
A C G D
I'm tired of Simon's a*s tellin' people that they can't sing
A C G D
I'd fire Donald Trump's a*s for knowing every f*****g thing
A C
Jenn and Brad and Angelina's a*s
G D
I'm about tired of lookin' at them
A C
And I'm about ready for Hollywood's a*s
G D
To run out of f*****g film!
G D A
I'm tired of everything on TV
G D
Everybody loves Raymond
E
Except for f*****g me!
A C
I'm tired of that Lance's a*s
G D
In France ridin' on a bike
A C
And I could purty much give a damn
G D
What some actress's dress looks like
A C G D
It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's a*s would finally learn to play three cords
A C
And I'm about fed up with Nashville's a*s
G D
And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards
G D A
Barry Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs
G D
And that fake-a*s Larry the Cable's a*s
E
And Git Er f*****g Done!
A C
I'd like to watch football's a*s
G D
Without worryin' about B.O.
A C
And I'm resolved to tell W's a*s
G D
Where the f**k he can f*****g go
A C
I'd be the first to second
G D
Tellin' the third world what the f**k they can f*****g do!
A C G D
It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's a*s gettin' whipped by the Jews
A C G D
I'm tired of my own a*s singing this f*****g song
A C
There's a lot of people's a*s I'm tired of
G D
But the list's too f*****g long!
G
And I could be wrong...
A
OHH, I could be wrong!
sounded pretty good with four beers in but I could be wrong
