What Would William Shatner Do?
Warp 11
Tabbed by Matthew Choat moc0007@gmail.com
Intro: C---G---Am---F--- (x2)
Verse 1:
C G Am F
Ive got a girl, the coolest girl in the world
But she aint fly for the guys in sci-fi
And Im a guy with a model Enterprise
Imagine her surprise if she ever finds out
C---G---Am---F---
Ive got a queen, but she only wears blue jeans
And I am a guy in Kirk t-shirt
Black boots and a red miniskirt
Ill be in world of hurt if she ever finds out
Bridge 1:
E G Am F
Ive got to think about it
Ive got to work it through
If she learns my dark secret
What would William Shatner do?
Chorus:
C G Am F
What would William Shatner do? (what would he do) (x3)
C---G---Am---F---
Verse 2: (same as V1)
Ive got a chick, in bed a lunatic
Won't be my whore if she knows I love Star Wars
And I know only one thing for sure
Ill never score If she ever finds out
Bridge 2:
E G Am F
Ive got to make a choice now
Deceive her or tell her true
I know Vulcans never lie but
What would William Shatner do?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: (heavy distortion and palm mute)
E5 G5
I love War of the Worlds, got a boner for green girls
A5 F5
Alien nations, deep space stations
E5 G5
I love flying saucers, say live long and prosper
A5 F5
May the force be with you, Mr. Sulu
C (Strum once/let ring) G
I want to be your man, by your command
Am F
Dont want us to be undone, danger Will Robinson!
C G
And if I decree beedee beedee bee
Am
Does that mean well be through?
F
What would William Shatner do? Do----
(Repeat Chorus) x2
