A Better Version of You
by Paul and Storm
Chords - AtionSong
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Hey, little man, get up out of bed
A G D G
And wipe all the sleep from those eyes
D G
I know that its late, but we just couldnt wait
Em A
To tell you our big new surprise
Remember that night, about three months ago
When you walked into Mom and Dads room?
And then how we talked of the birds and the bees
And arousal and climax and wombs?
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Well, six months from now, youll be a big brother
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Thats right, Little Tiger, its true:
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Mommy and Daddy are making a better version of you
It might be a boy, just like his older brother
But without the flaws holding you down
Or, if we are lucky, we could have a girl
Like we wanted the first time around
Maybe this new person wont wet the bed
Or bug us for candy and toys
I bet the new you will shut up when we tell them
And not make so much g*****n noise
Thanks to the five years weve had you to practice on
Now we know what not to do
Mommy and Daddy are making a better version of you
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Can you imagine the things hell achieve
D
As a doctor or lawyer or Indian chief?
F
Hell be an astronaut, hell bring world peace
D
He will win the World Series and cure all disease
Am
He will be handsome
And he will be popular
F
He will be wealthy
And very important
Am
And he will be famous
And he will be special
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And you get to watch
Its a lot for a five-year-old boy to take in
But we know that youre brave and youre tough
We ask that you give to him all of your love
And your bedroom and all of your stuff
Its not a replacementits more like an upgrade
Its Our Little Guy, version II
Mommy and Daddy are making
The buns in the oven and baking
Mommy and Daddy are making a better version of you
