Merry f*****g Christmas Chords - Trey Parker

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From South Park - Episode 315 - Mr Hankeys Christmas Classics
Merry f*****g Christmas (performed by Mr Garrison)
Written by Trey Parker (I assume)
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NOTE: I hope this is close to the original, it seems to fit and the verse can be played
easily by simply using power chords starting on fret 5 for A. This is my first attempt at
this one, corrections can be sent to [ROB at RETAYLOR dot CO dot UK] and i'll try and
include update them. The chord letters in brackets can be played or ignored depending on
what you think sounds right. Thanks. //omabt.
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Verse (1)
  A                 G
I heard there is no Christmas, 

       F            E
In the silly Middle East.. 

   A                  G
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus, 

          F                     E
They have Different Religious beliefs.. 

F                 G
They Believe in Muhammad, 

    A              G
And not in our Holiday.. 

    F          G 
And so every December, 

            A               B
I go to the Middle East and say.. 

Chorus (1)

C                                  G
Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry f*****g Christmas 

    
Put down that book 'The Koran' 

                      C
and hear some holiday wishes 

  C                (G)
Incase you haven't noticed, 

     (C)          Am
it's Jesus's Birthday 

       C               G
So get off you heathen Muslim a*s 

                C
And f*****g celebrate. 

Verse (2)

There is no holiday season in india, 
i've heard.. 
They don't hang up their stockings, 
and that is just absurd.. 
They've never read a Christmas Story, 
They Don't know what Rudolph is about.. 
And that's why in December, 
I'll go to india and shout.. 

Chorus (2)

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry f*****g Christmas 
Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef 
and pass it to the Missus 
Incase you haven't noticed, 
It's Jesus's Birthday 
So get off your heathen hindu a*s, 
And f*****g celebrate. 

Verse (3)

Now I heard that in Japan, 
Everyone just lives in sin.. 
They pray to several gods, 
And put needles in their skin.. 
On December twenty-fifth, 
all they do is eat a cake.. 
and that is why i'll go to Japan, 
and walk around and say.. 

Chorus (3)

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry f*****g Christmas 
God is gonna kick your a*s You infidelic pagan scum. 
Incase you haven't noticed, 
There's festive things to do 
So lets all rejoice for Jesus 
and Merry f*****g Christmas to you. 

Ending

   A                                 B
On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say.. 

C                   G
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists 

            C        A
and all you atheists too.. 

C             Dm
Merry f*****g Christmas

E  C               (G) (C)
to yooooooouuuuuuuu....... 

(spoken)Thank you, Mr Hat..